December 2, 2011   1 note

I will tell you stuff you don’t need to know I don’t know. I don’t know Elton John. I don’t know the square route of anything. I don’t know how to skin a live human-being. I don’t know what I don’t know really. I’m full of so much useless information though if that helps? If it doesn’t help then pretend it helps. It itches when you have flea ridden hair. It hurts when you hurt yourself. Tuesday comes after Monday. Monday’s are crap. Crap comes from bottoms. Bottoms get arrested by the haemorrhoid police. I speak on your behalf when I say nothing important, unimportance is important to me you see. Well actually if I can speak on your behalf I will say thanks for giving me your house and you know I have always liked your car so I may let you let me have it. If you don’t have a car then buy one and let me let you let me have it. What happens when you lose everything? Don’t ask me I asked you. You will wonder now and then I can call you a creature from the ponder.

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