February 2012
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“All of this shit, it’s not really yours. At the end of your game...”
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FEAR.
I’m sitting here asking myself all of the usual questions that people don’t usually ask themselves.
Life.
What does it mean?
Life.
Is there really a meaning?
Life.
Life.
Life.
With life follows death.
Now here I am sounding like a manically depressed miserable individual, but still it hasn’t put me off of my fear googling mood.
I’m 28, almost 30...
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Some people really know how to get on my tits…
In a bad way.
December 2011
31 posts
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Snowman's Land.
Run for cover!!!
The cover of a white blanket perhaps.
The world is ending.
People are building snowmen and the snowmen are taking over the world.
We have got to put a stop to our wasteful behavior for Mother Nature.
Two words…
RECYCLE BITCHES.
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The Media.
Propaganda.
It’s all just second class hate.
Chill the fuck out.
Learn to love.
Or I’ll kill you.
Bastards.
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I’ve a family of farts living inside my arsehole.
Must be the diet. Yes, I know.
Eviction notice issued at once.
Get out of my arse…
NOW!!!
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What Being Human Means To Me...
Being human I believe it’s important to embrace difference.
Education is something we can do of our own accord.
Freedom!
Freedom to roam.
Freedom to express.
Freedom to relate.
Freedom to choose.
Freedom to love.
Freedom to cry.
Freedom to rage.
Freedom to hysterically laugh in the rain.
Freedom to feel.
Freedom to be free.
Freedom.
I don’t believe that we...
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Money, The Destruction Of Our Species.
Money.
It chops down trees.
It tests on innocent animals.
It drops draws.
It pulls triggers.
It sets standards and contradicts.
It turns human moral into a disregarded instinct.
Stereotypes exist because of money.
Without money, we’d unite.
Without money, we’d live in the moment.
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Money: She's On One Again.
I get a bee in my bonnet and feel the need to express…
Bare with me my children.
MONEY:
The sod who invented it, I’d love to give him a hiding to be honest.
Obviously a man.
(I heart sexism)
We are tricked into believing that money creates existence, but actually it prevents it.
Here are the facts (unfortunately, they are in braille)
Money.
It divides.
It causes...
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“Fuck humanity and become a storm trooper.”
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I had no confidence growing up.
I was terrified of walking past crowds and would do anything to get around doing so.
A mockery was my life.
I hated being a teen.
Being an adult allows you to “choose” who you can be around.
Many people “befriend” others casually.
Not me.
Insecurity was all I had to offer nobody.
I’m still very insecure.
Sometimes I...
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Love! It’s a pain in the arse. I’m not a gay man. Yet. If I get bored enough I will change sex. I’m not sure I will ever love again. I can’t be fucked with it anymore. Love if you’re reading this then I just want to tell you that I hate your guts. You can’t get near my heart anymore because I have built up a barrier made of sweets to protect me. I could eat myself out. First I need to go to yoga....
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I will tell you stuff you don’t need to know I don’t know. I don’t know Elton John. I don’t know the square route of anything. I don’t know how to skin a live human-being. I don’t know what I don’t know really. I’m full of so much useless information though if that helps? If it doesn’t help then pretend it helps. It itches when you have flea ridden hair. It hurts when you hurt yourself. Tuesday...
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Mother Nature.
This goes out to you darling.
Everything you gift us with is wondrous.
Your temper is furious.
You make all of the rules.
You run this joint Mother Nature.
I love you.
I promise to do good things to reap the benefits of keeping a smile on your face.
And your temper at bay.
Mother Nature you are fabulous.
If you had boobs I wouldn’t oogle them.
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The Journel Of A Miserable Lesbian.
Depression was always in my life.
Getting drunk and scoffing cakes helped.
Lines of cocaine helped.
Whoring myself about helped.
The Priory had me as their patient for “depression”
I left in the end because my “rules” weren’t the “rules” of the unit.
When my ex and I split, I went “crazy” mentally.
First it was rage.
Then came...
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If fuck ups are something you’re not a fan of, then sorry love.
You must jog on.
Find some other “normal” cunt,
To jog to and do whatever it is you want.
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Selfish Pussy Cat And Not Vagina.
I adore cats.
They are fuzzy and hissy.
Antisocial.
Intelligent.
Individual.
Caring. In their own way.
Lovely little buggers.
Being bitten and scratched is ok because you’re you.
You’ve seen the lot.
If it gets out I’ll drown you though.
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Anxiety wins very often.
The terror of life makes me terrified.
I’m scared of imminent death,
But I pray for death with my genuine fake praying.
Growing up my life was chaotic.
Family were invented to destroy your soul so leaving home at the age of fifteen couldn’t of come soon enough.
I was a little shit, make no mistake. I pushed every single boundary in an attempt to see if anybody “cared”
I just got a slapped arse and ignored.
Drinking neat bottles of vodka became my party trick and throwing up all over the...
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War!!!
I’m not surprised it exists.
Humanity has gotten far too big for its boots these days.
Power hungry cunts.
They are not happy with simply existing.
Gaining control of everything.
The innocent always suffer because of ignorant “man” and it’s ignorant land.
No matter how you look at it,
War! Is murder.
Just because some ugly prick in a building sentences a...
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Religion is obsessed with sex.
Religion is a sex addict.
Why does it bother you Lord if I screw my fellow sex?
I bet you watch you dirty git.
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Hail Mary come sit on my angelic face.
I’m a good girl really,
I’ll take you on a date.
Ultimately want custody of Jesus, though.
I’m only after the kid love.
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Jesus Christ you need a haircut.
You’ve turned into a hippy mate.
I’m a sinner in the eyes of every non-existent Lord.
God,
Why are you so interested in my sexual preference you pervert?
I ogle women, my own sex.
So I deserve to be discriminated against?
You made me gay God, so deal with it.
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Homosexuality Vs Religion.
The gays always win.
Ding ding round one.
Religion gets boffed in the ignorant chops.
Come on God.
Don’t be a weakling.
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Let Thee Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone.
I’m a sinner.
I’m a homosexual gay person.
I pray that the devil saves me.
Satan,
I bet you’re just a big girl really.
I’m the spawn of the devil.
He sent me to terrorize society.
I’ve Jesus in a headlock and giving Allah a wet willy.
The Devil I am.
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Beauty And The Politics...
The concoction is as mythological as the Loch Ness Monster.
Ugly people making all of the rules.
Never trust an ugly person to run your country.
Deaf fat girlfriend.....Go ahead
dinkyb:
What is it like to “hear” a hand? You have to be deaf to understand.
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A Tribute To The Awkward Bogie.
Get out you bastard.
I know you’re in there.
I don’t normally whistle when I breath.
You feel huge,
A small village could dine on you.
Stop showing me up and get the fuck out of my nose!!!
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Bollocks To The System.
I won’t let myself be controlled by society.
I’m part of it but not controlled by it.
I’m not attached to the strings of society making me a human puppet.
I’m not a lemming.
I’m not a follower of rules or expectations.
I wasn’t made to be made to order.
When the system says jump,
I say bollocks!
The only way I am jumping is if it’s with a rainbow skipping rope.
I am human.
Sometimes.
My...
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“Acceptance is the first step to recovery.”
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Slagging Off The Sun.
You’re alright I guess but your beams offend my pale skin.
You intrude when depression rules, and it ain’t on love.
I favor ya when you’re lurking in Australia and I’m up cursing your whereabouts.
Australia.
Toadfish better not unappreciate you the way I do.
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Me, Today.
I am strong.
I am capable.
My life is worth making people smile.
I am different.
That’s ok.
I like me.
Today.